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Wanna get geared up without spendin' all yer shiny loot? Well, fret no more, 'cause Goblin Tech is here to save the day! We've got a boatload of contraptions and gadgets crafted with gumption and leftover parts. From enchanted swords that fizz and spark to potions that make ya sing, we got somethin' for every goblin, ghoul, and grot! Check out our dastardly selection below:
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